Cartoon parody, lil wayne plus maury = hilarious.
November 27, 2009, 1:49pm Comments
via @jendotlu
1. “I’m the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.”
2. “This dish ain’t just called Karate Meat because it’s got an Asian kick to it. It’s called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.”
3. “Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.”
4. “[My mom’s] fried chicken would literally put on tennis shoes and run the fuck into your mouth.”
5. “Everything I cook tastes better than yo’ momma’s nipples.”Read more at Village Voice
November 24, 2009, 11:04am Comments
November 24, 2009, 10:57am Comments